when you find yourself
stumbling out of a bar
the last place you should be is in your car
at least not alone
designated driver
you can call toll free
it's up to you not me
you make the call
it helps us all
let's help some Americans
do test, no driver no go
before they exit the clubs
let's keep the streets safe
designated driver
you can save the night
help your neighbor
when they don't ask
the question we should all be aware
i'm too drunk, too high
to have some common sense
New Town North Dakota January 1 2003
Anthony Morningstar
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